Word to tomorrow, day after

Bahahahahahahahaha. The Day After Tomorrow was like the best movie ever. No, for serious.

World is coming to an end…
“I think your theory may be correct.”
- Girl Scientist to Dennis Quaid

Well, not shit Sherlock.

But wait! Wait! The air has reached the decellinazation point! The world really is coming to an end! […]

Word to odd Emma

Okay, just to start, I didn’t mean to get into a whole discussion about sexual morals in my last post. I was just angry that Diana didn’t win. I respect single mothers who take responsibility and raise their kids, but I am disappointed they had sex before marriage. That’s it. I’m […]

Word to finishing what I start

My father expressed his extreme disappointment in my inability to come up with a 10th thing that befuddles me right before he left for [insert chuckle here] Cleveland. So I decided to finish what I started…

10. Fantasia winning American Idol. Fantasia does nothing for me. Her voice is so damn nasal. […]

Word to mysteries

I consider myself a pretty smart person, but there are just some things in this world that befuddle me. Yes, you heard it. I am befuddled.

Things that befuddle me:

1. Avril Lavigne’s red eye makeup in her Don’t Tell Me video. Seriously, Avril, I’m all about teen abstinence, but do yourself a […]

Word to mommy

My mum when to the store today. She remembered to get me a 12-pack of Diet Dr. Pepper. Ahhh, shucks. Ain’t my mum the best?

In other news, I heart Craig Kilborn and Joaquin Phoenix. But you probably already knew that.

And after watching this following trailer, I said “FINALLY!”

That Asian guy from […]