Just when you thought the internet was safe again… I finally get my scan.

This morning when my mother woke me up at an inappropriately early time for a non-school day, I was delighted to find not one, but two Dierks Bentley scans in my mailbox. I am over the moon right now.

So thank you Kel, and thank you to Melissa who scanned it for me on her own birthday none-the-less.

So you can blame Kel and Melissa. They’re responsible for me posting again.

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I’m considering resuming my internet activies

if and only if
someone will scan the Dierks Bentley picture\article in People’s 50 Hottest Bachelors for me. You can send it here or upload it, preferrably.

Until then I cannot find any reason to continue internetting.

The internet is silly. I’m quitting.

Lifetime goals

1. get married
2. bowl a 200 game
3. bowl with a curve
4. go to Johnson & Wales
5. pay parents back for J&W
6. make lots of money
7. get 100 comments on a post
8. move to Canada
9. buy a nice house
10. do Joaquin Phoenix

Haha. Had you going there for a second.

Doesn’t the Maxim Hot 100 List for 2004 upset you? Well, it upsets me.

For one, Shannyn Sossamon is on it. Is that what guys want? Dark circles under the eyes and zero acting talent? I just don’t get it.

I’m also upset that Jessica Simpson was number 1. Seriously, she has a butt-chin! I have standards, people. Not many, but standards nonetheless.

I also don’t know why Elisha Cuthbert and Eliza Dushku don’t just tie for number 1 every year.

Okay, all hot girls aside… I added reviews of Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story and The Terminal as well as some rental recommendations to Recommended Viewing.