Hey, my Catholic friends!

Alright, I know you’re out there.

Comment if you’re Catholic. I’d love to know.

And happy first week of Advent to youuuuuu.

Okay, I know Advent is not the same as Lent. But I’ve been pretty bad in the eating good and exercising department over the past week (the influence of the Turkey, I tell you), so I’m thinking about giving up chocolate for Advent even though you don’t give things up. Is this weird? Let me know, CATHOLIC FRIENDS!

I have a confession to make.

I have a crush on LL Cool J. He is so fine. Yes, I’m a lady loving cool James. I saw his new rap music video—ooh, baby. I admire his acting skills as much as I admire his rapping skills and his bicep skills.

Now if you know me, you know I don’t like rap. And you know I really don’t like stage names such as Ladies Love Cool James. But, mmm, girl, I would have LL any day.

Oh. My. Gawwwwwwwwwwwwwd.

Oh. My. Gawd. I think that National Treasure just became my new favorite movie of alllllllllll freakin’ time. It was the best ever.

I heart Nicholas Cage.

What is it with teachers and thinking that scheduling tests for the day before Thanksgiving break (or any break for that matter) is helping us out. It’s one thing to have 3 tests on the same day. That’s fine. I understand. But when the teachers claim they are having them on that day to help you out over Thanksgiving break. Pfffffffft. You’re not helping me out, for the record. You’re forcing me to stay up all night to study for 3 tests and write an English paper that is also due. Yeah, you’ve all been a big help.

Seriously, I’m totally okay with studying next Sunday night, which is three days after the actual day of Thanksgiving. My break is already depressingly over by Sunday. I would actually rather have something to study for. But thanks anyways.

Hmmmm… Everwood is starting to bother me. It portrays itself as a wholesome, family show. Yet, everyone is going around have sex on this wholesome, family show. I do not understand why all the WB shows portray sex as okay and natural, as long as its protected. Sex naturally occurs in a marriage. I understand the TV shows want to appeal to the audience. And I do actually believe that the characters of Ephram and Amy would be having sex. But what really makes my blood boil is trying to make it appear as if teenagers are not in legitimate relationships if they’re not having sex. Grrrrrrrr. This is sooooo not true. There is nothing wrong or unnatural about me if I want to wait for marriage. Stop making me feel this way, Everwood.

/ sermon from the soapbox. Alright, regular happy Emma is back and she hopes you enjoy your Thanksgiving as much as she will.

Jude Law is the sexiest man alive according to People magazine? Pffffffffft. I’ve heard truer things come out of the National Inquirer.

The rest of the list was rather on the silly side as well. Jimmy Smits? That’s straight-up crazy! The only ones I agreed with were Colin Firth and Matt Damon.

Also, there was an incredible void in the list where hottie Bill Clinton obviously should have been.