I just got a 9/9 on my first Calculus quiz. Take that, college! Bwahahahahaha.

Oh, and I got a job at Starbucks. So yay. I will be caffeinated out the shizzle fahnizzle.

Yeah, I’m running out of things to post about now that I’m in college. Sorry guys.

So now that I’m in college I have this nice hour and a half in the middle of the day where I don’t have classes. This is great for me, because some great TV shows come on at noon. My main staple channel during this time has become the Lifetime Channel, which I used to scoff at, but since they’re going to start playing Will & Grace, I’m starting to like it better and better.

And I’ve started watching this little gem called The Golden Palace, which for those of you who aren’t hardcore Betty White fans, is the ill-fated spin-off series of The Golden Girls. The show is obviously not as good as the original, but still entertaining.

Anyhow, the whole point of this story is to inform you that critically-acclaimed actor Don Cheadle was a regular cast member on The Golden Palace. Yes, I still have yet to get over how funny this is. I chuckle everytime I see him on it.

In other news, Tom Hanks has been named Vice President of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences. Which is probably the coolest thing to ever happen to the Oscars.

I wish that Lloyd Dobbler was real, so I could marry him.

I wish that Bright Abbott was real, so I could marry him.

I wish that Pacey Witter was real, so I could marry him.

I wish that Michael Bluth was real, so I could marry him.

I wish that Jack Bauer was real… ermmm… I’d probably just want to meet him or something. Because, let’s be honest, he can’t keep a woman.

Sigh… college boys are gross.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Chicken is good.

So I’m going away to school now. And I don’t even have my computer yet, so I don’t know when I will be able to post again. Probably sometime next week. So please, spam my comments with helpful college tips or good porn links… whatever!