Word to Joaquin

Happy Birthday to a very special boy in my life… yes, you guessed it: Joaquin Phoenix.

Word to Stephen

New reason for getting up in the morning: The Colbert Report. (It’s French… bitch!)

Old reason for getting up in the morning: wheat bagels. (I’m not longer allowing myself to eat such lovely things as breakfast pastries.)
New reason to stop eating sausage: the pig slaughtering I saw on Tuesday.

Old reason to […]

Word to Oscar-worthy movies that used to be books

Hey, has anyone read the Jarhead book? And if so, is it worth reading before I go see the movie?
I hope to read Memoirs of a Geisha before December. But who knows when I’ll get around to all this reading I plan on doing. Hell, I haven’t even read the Harry Potter […]

Word to Arden

I would like to wish my dear friend Arden a Happy Birthday!
I doubt many understand my profound relationship with my television like Arden does. Thanks for being my Veronica Mars buddy!

Word to paychecks

You know what’s pretty cool? Getting paid. Yeah, I loved getting my paycheck today.
You know what’s not cool? Freshmen 15. Man, they weren’t kidding about it either. But then, I’ve been pretty lazy about working out lately, so it’s my fault.