Oh Memorial Day weekend… you have come and gone. Not to be all geeky and stuff, but the most fun I had this weekend was watching country music videos with my two sisters.

Audra has been quite preoccupied these past few weeks with the Kenny Rogers song I Can’t Unlove You. For those of you who don’t know much about Kenny Rogers lately, he has recently had some plastic surgery done on his eyes. Kenny didn’t like how it turned out, so he can be seen wearing sunglasses for the majority of the video for I Can’t Unlove You.

While watching the video for probably the 4th time this weekend, I said “well, he can’t un-lift his eyes… he sure didn’t know when to fold ‘em then.”
And just so I don’t make two Kenny Rogers related posts in the same week, I asked Audra who her top 3 male country artists were.  She very nonchalantly replied “Kenny Rogers, Kenny Rogers, and… uhhhh… Kenny Rogers.”

It’s official: I suck at life.

I try to be a “good kid.” I don’t do drugs. I don’t even really party… as if that’s a verb or something.

I’m a good employee. I do well in school. I’m nice to others. And I’m actually sticking to the budget I set for myself this summer.

So why do things always happen to me that make my life… suck?

Whew. So that’s what a whole year at college feels like? Hmmm. I don’t feel any different. I do look different though… botox, not a good idea.

I did just get back from seeing Poseidon. Verdict? I don’t remember being that stressed in a movie since… ermm… Running Scared. And I also giggled everytime Kurt Russell talked about being a firefighter. I saw Backdraft, thankyouverymuch.

Is anyone besides me totally hot for Clinton Kelly in the new commercials for TLC? Like when he quickly raises his eyebrows and says “the learning channel“? Alright, so just me then.

Hey sis… his last name is Kelly too! *snicker*

And I’m totally smitten now that I’ve heard how he feels about cashmere sweaters:  “Touch my chest, you fox, and tell me it isn’t heaven. I dare you.”  Oh, Clinton.