word to premature

Ah, October. So we meet again. Let me make a few things clear, October. I don’t like you very much. You’re long. You’re boring. Halloween is kind of fun, but I’m always like “why can’t Halloween just be over so we can move on to Christmas?”
The only great part […]

word to rewriting joints

I was flying high as of two days ago. Not only have I taken up smoking pot full time now, but I finished my Medieval Studies paper 4 days in advance. Yeah, that’s right. 4 days in advance. Slacker college student mentality be damned!
Then today I went to class and got […]

word to macs

So I have this new part-time job. And at this new part-time job I get to sit at a Mac for about 4 hours straight, browsing the internet. And they pay me for this, which is the best part.
But now I really want a Mac. Sometimes I resent Maura for talking me […]

word to ok go

What was the most awesome part of my Monday night? Finding the OK Go CD was only $6.93 on iTunes.
Consider the bandwagon officially jumped.*
*But honestly… I listen to them because of The Colbert Report and not because of rabid teenage fangirls! It’s true!

word not to walgreens

Dear Walgreens,
Why don’t you open until 8am?  Don’t you know there are people who need to shop at the wall between the hours of 7 and 8?  COME ON!
Love,
Emma