Hog

I really want to learn how to ride a motorcycle, but for no other reason than to have some pretty spectacular parking options on campus. I swear UT students who ride motorcycles have it made.
But in order to obtain such parking options, I would have to:

Buy a motorcycle
Learn to ride said motorcycle
Get a motorcycle […]

ID yourself

Today I was talking on the phone with one Andrew Thomas Cole when he said that I sounded different on the phone.  I’m not quite sure why I sounded different, but he demanded that I identify myself with a random piece of pop-culture or celebrity knowledge.
My response?
“Did you hear about Owen Wilson?”
Andrew’s response?
“Oh, that would […]

Time for a carol

I listened to Christmas music last night.  Do you think there’s some kind of support group out there I could join?  I just want to put up decorations, wear my black peacoat, and not be sweating every time I go to class.  Is that so wrong?
I think my aversion to heat, sunlight, and summer has […]

I’ve got a Halloweenhead

I was having dinner with my friends Tracey and Alex last night and they were already having a full-blown discussion about their Halloween costumes.  Call me crazy, but it’s not even September yet.  I usually don’t think about my Halloween costume until October 30th.
Halloween stopped being a fun holiday for me the minute I got […]

Things I don’t understand

Fergie
Crocs
Nickelback
Three Doors Down
Freshmen
The Nissan Murano
Hollister
Owen Wilson’s suicide attempt– he has such beautiful hair!
Emo kids
Guys