The Nightmare Before Christmas
Hey look everyone, it’s Halloween. You know what’s the best part of Halloween? The day after. Yeah, that’s right. Living it up on November 1st. November 1st is the glorious day where you get to run to Target and buy lots and lots of candy for half off. Yeah, I love candy and I have some food issues, but at least I can admit it.
November 1st is also the day where it’s only 3/4ths as socially unacceptable to be listening to Christmas music as it was the day before. 1/4th more socially acceptable… I’ll take that! Bring on The Carpenter’s Christmas Portrait!
Despite my desire for Halloween to be over, I hope you all have a great one. Don’t dress too slutty!

