What up, slut?

Hello all 3 readers of mine. Are you having a good weekend? Because mine could be much better let me tell you. I decided to take a small mini-vacation this weekend to Pittsburgh to visit Rachel. You guys know Rachel, she seems all nice and stuff. BUT OH ARE YOU WRONG! So so wrong.

I arrive at her dwelling place around 7:30 pm last night. And as everyone knows when you get off the road from driving for quite a long time the first thing you want to do is use the bathroom. So I immediately requested to use the bathroom and was presented with the following:

Danger zone

I mean really guys, do you have any business inviting people over to your house when it looks like this inside?  I don’t even seen a toilet in here!

25 Responses to “What up, slut?”

  1. Ahahaha man if I had to go really bad and I saw that, I’d be on the floor crying!

  2. You STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND! I mean jesus you broke her damn nose! Thats the line!

  3. Wow….

  4. Gotta love that Titan’s plate, though. ;)

  5. Actually you have 5 readers, I make 5.

    A toilet? Come on now! There is a perfectly good sink right there! Way to be picky.

  6. 6 readers now?

    I guess your toilet is one of those buckets. Look how thoughtful, she gave you an option of three!

  7. 7. And I don’t see what you’re complaining about, you have three perfectly good buckets right there. They even have lids!

  8. Eight. Looks like your host gave you a variety to choose from. They even left you a step ladder to help you balance if you choose to do the hover maneuver.

  9. NINE! I hope you found a toilet in there somewhere. Or at least something to pee in. lulz. I had a wonderful weekend, thank you for asking.

  10. I guess I make 10!

    And you know, there’s a nice little yard in the back. I mean, if it’s good enough for Bello….

    :)

  11. 11!

    Oh, wow. That’s a major remodeling. It all worked out, right?

  12. Hot #12!

    Great to meet you today! You taught me so many little fun facts…. like how the women’s basketball hall of fame is in St. Louis. Yesss!

  13. #13. I’ve never been to Pittsburgh. And yet, I feel I may have seen that bathroom before…

  14. Hopefully that sink was connected…yikes!

  15. wait, am I 14 or 15? Eric the BeehiveHairdresser isn’t playing along. Don’t focus on the bathroom. Focus on the cupcakes.

  16. lmao. it’s cozy.

  17. I’m laughing only because I have a fully functional bathroom. =)

  18. Ditto what my brother said.

  19. I think I’m 19! See Emma, you’re so popular.

  20. #20 Which makes a lot more then whoever reads mine.

  21. 21, your blog can now drink!

  22. So lovely to meet you! Rock out Knoxville!

  23. 22. And the question is, where did you pee in the end?

  24. I cannot be that angry with the Titan support happening.

    And I believe I am 23 or 24.

  25. Tipp, I believe you’re 24. Apparently I couldn’t count, yesterday.