What up, slut?

Hello all 3 readers of mine. Are you having a good weekend? Because mine could be much better let me tell you. I decided to take a small mini-vacation this weekend to Pittsburgh to visit Rachel. You guys know Rachel, she seems all nice and stuff. BUT OH ARE YOU WRONG! So so wrong.

I arrive at her dwelling place around 7:30 pm last night. And as everyone knows when you get off the road from driving for quite a long time the first thing you want to do is use the bathroom. So I immediately requested to use the bathroom and was presented with the following:

Danger zone

I mean really guys, do you have any business inviting people over to your house when it looks like this inside?  I don’t even seen a toilet in here!


 
 
 

25 Responses to “What up, slut?”

  1. Katy
    19. April 2008 at 14:27

    Ahahaha man if I had to go really bad and I saw that, I’d be on the floor crying!

  2. Will
    19. April 2008 at 14:38

    You STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND! I mean jesus you broke her damn nose! Thats the line!

  3. Jennifer
    19. April 2008 at 15:58

    Wow….

  4. Nennifer
    19. April 2008 at 17:51

    Gotta love that Titan’s plate, though. ;)

  5. Jessica
    19. April 2008 at 19:05

    Actually you have 5 readers, I make 5.

    A toilet? Come on now! There is a perfectly good sink right there! Way to be picky.

  6. Marianne
    19. April 2008 at 20:19

    6 readers now?

    I guess your toilet is one of those buckets. Look how thoughtful, she gave you an option of three!

  7. Mike Branski
    19. April 2008 at 20:59

    7. And I don’t see what you’re complaining about, you have three perfectly good buckets right there. They even have lids!

  8. bryan
    20. April 2008 at 00:47

    Eight. Looks like your host gave you a variety to choose from. They even left you a step ladder to help you balance if you choose to do the hover maneuver.

  9. Erica
    20. April 2008 at 03:47

    NINE! I hope you found a toilet in there somewhere. Or at least something to pee in. lulz. I had a wonderful weekend, thank you for asking.

  10. Dawn
    20. April 2008 at 05:24

    I guess I make 10!

    And you know, there’s a nice little yard in the back. I mean, if it’s good enough for Bello….

    :)

  11. e.p.
    20. April 2008 at 10:48

    11!

    Oh, wow. That’s a major remodeling. It all worked out, right?

  12. Andrea
    20. April 2008 at 15:15

    Hot #12!

    Great to meet you today! You taught me so many little fun facts…. like how the women’s basketball hall of fame is in St. Louis. Yesss!

  13. Your brother
    20. April 2008 at 17:21

    #13. I’ve never been to Pittsburgh. And yet, I feel I may have seen that bathroom before…

  14. Eric the BeehiveHairdresser
    21. April 2008 at 05:19

    Hopefully that sink was connected…yikes!

  15. Paddy
    21. April 2008 at 06:30

    wait, am I 14 or 15? Eric the BeehiveHairdresser isn’t playing along. Don’t focus on the bathroom. Focus on the cupcakes.

  16. alexis
    21. April 2008 at 07:53

    lmao. it’s cozy.

  17. Noreen
    21. April 2008 at 09:23

    I’m laughing only because I have a fully functional bathroom. =)

  18. Maura
    21. April 2008 at 10:17

    Ditto what my brother said.

  19. Alie
    21. April 2008 at 12:01

    I think I’m 19! See Emma, you’re so popular.

  20. Kevin Ross
    21. April 2008 at 14:55

    #20 Which makes a lot more then whoever reads mine.

  21. Margaret
    21. April 2008 at 15:37

    21, your blog can now drink!

  22. Jennie
    21. April 2008 at 18:26

    So lovely to meet you! Rock out Knoxville!

  23. Jem
    23. April 2008 at 01:50

    22. And the question is, where did you pee in the end?

  24. Tipp
    23. April 2008 at 02:44

    I cannot be that angry with the Titan support happening.

    And I believe I am 23 or 24.

  25. Jem
    24. April 2008 at 09:57

    Tipp, I believe you’re 24. Apparently I couldn’t count, yesterday.