What up, slut?

Hello all 3 readers of mine. Are you having a good weekend? Because mine could be much better let me tell you. I decided to take a small mini-vacation this weekend to Pittsburgh to visit Rachel. You guys know Rachel, she seems all nice and stuff. BUT OH ARE YOU WRONG! So so wrong.

I arrive at her dwelling place around 7:30 pm last night. And as everyone knows when you get off the road from driving for quite a long time the first thing you want to do is use the bathroom. So I immediately requested to use the bathroom and was presented with the following:

Danger zone

I mean really guys, do you have any business inviting people over to your house when it looks like this inside?  I don’t even seen a toilet in here!

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25 Responses to “What up, slut?”

  1. Katy Says:

    Ahahaha man if I had to go really bad and I saw that, I’d be on the floor crying!

  2. Will Says:

    You STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND! I mean jesus you broke her damn nose! Thats the line!

  3. Jennifer Says:

    Wow….

  4. Nennifer Says:

    Gotta love that Titan’s plate, though. ;)

  5. Jessica Says:

    Actually you have 5 readers, I make 5.

    A toilet? Come on now! There is a perfectly good sink right there! Way to be picky.

  6. Marianne Says:

    6 readers now?

    I guess your toilet is one of those buckets. Look how thoughtful, she gave you an option of three!

  7. Mike Branski Says:

    7. And I don’t see what you’re complaining about, you have three perfectly good buckets right there. They even have lids!

  8. bryan Says:

    Eight. Looks like your host gave you a variety to choose from. They even left you a step ladder to help you balance if you choose to do the hover maneuver.

  9. Erica Says:

    NINE! I hope you found a toilet in there somewhere. Or at least something to pee in. lulz. I had a wonderful weekend, thank you for asking.

  10. Dawn Says:

    I guess I make 10!

    And you know, there’s a nice little yard in the back. I mean, if it’s good enough for Bello….

    :)

  11. e.p. Says:

    11!

    Oh, wow. That’s a major remodeling. It all worked out, right?

  12. Andrea Says:

    Hot #12!

    Great to meet you today! You taught me so many little fun facts…. like how the women’s basketball hall of fame is in St. Louis. Yesss!

  13. Your brother Says:

    #13. I’ve never been to Pittsburgh. And yet, I feel I may have seen that bathroom before…

  14. Eric the BeehiveHairdresser Says:

    Hopefully that sink was connected…yikes!

  15. Paddy Says:

    wait, am I 14 or 15? Eric the BeehiveHairdresser isn’t playing along. Don’t focus on the bathroom. Focus on the cupcakes.

  16. alexis Says:

    lmao. it’s cozy.

  17. Noreen Says:

    I’m laughing only because I have a fully functional bathroom. =)

  18. Maura Says:

    Ditto what my brother said.

  19. Alie Says:

    I think I’m 19! See Emma, you’re so popular.

  20. Kevin Ross Says:

    #20 Which makes a lot more then whoever reads mine.

  21. Margaret Says:

    21, your blog can now drink!

  22. Jennie Says:

    So lovely to meet you! Rock out Knoxville!

  23. Jem Says:

    22. And the question is, where did you pee in the end?

  24. Tipp Says:

    I cannot be that angry with the Titan support happening.

    And I believe I am 23 or 24.

  25. Jem Says:

    Tipp, I believe you’re 24. Apparently I couldn’t count, yesterday.