Bosom Buddies
You know what true friendship is? When you can get a professional bra fitting together. Getting fondled by the same girl brings people closer, true story. Also, did you know that I used to be one giant boob? Well now I have two! HUZZAH!
So I have many thanks to give on behalf on not just one giant boob, but now two:
- thank you to Fantasie, for showing me what it means to be lifted and separated
- thank you Jenn, for being a G
- thank you to Famous Dave’s, for letting me choose a corn bread muffin as all 4 of my side dishes*
I’ll be moving in a little less than 2 weeks, and where I’m going, I don’t have friends like Jenn to get fondled with. It’s going to be a sad day.
*This really has less to do with my boobs, and more to do with my love of corn bread muffins.
19. May 2009 at 09:46
Oh, ems. You’re still one giant boob in my heart. <3
19. May 2009 at 10:56
Ha! One of my friends and I just recently did this, and it was hilarious.
It’s nice to have a friend like that to laugh with through the experience.
31. January 2010 at 18:23
Seriously bro, stop having an obsession over Pride vs. UFC – It’s not healthy.